What do we have here?
Inui, Sarukawa, and Kijima from Nippon-ichi Tech?
You gots some guts there, I'll give you that.
But it's the end of the line!
Take this!
Hold on tight!
Excellent work!
I know your names now.
Never bother the students from my school again!
Shut yer pie hole!
Pie hole?
What is this, the 60s?
You ain't gonna get away with this!
We's gots Momoka-san backin' us up, see!
"We's gots"?
People actually talk that way?
You sure you were born in the right decade?
Hold it, sister!
We ain't seen your face before...
Where you from?
What's yer name?
Our name?
Kaimei Academy's Sket-dan!
I'm the leader, Fujisaki Yusuke!
You got a problem with that, you're welcome any time!
We didn't ask you!
We asked the broad over there!
You didn't do jack!
They beat you to the punch-line.
Less work for me. I ain't complaining.
Episode 3: The Legendary Onihime!
Well, well... Request resolved without incident.
Way to hang in there, Miss.
Switch. Pelocan.
Right! Will blue cheese flavor be acceptable, Miss?
Yeah, anyway, you sure are strong.
With this guy, you could take down a grizzly...
No way in hell!
It's strange for you to wield a hockey stick, though...
Well, I'm just used to it, I guess.
It's always done me right, you know?
Cyclone is my trusted blade.
So, you can achieve bankai and stuff like in Bleach?
As if!
Shut up already.
Rather, it's more like the Cynical Stick of Magical Extortion Angel Reality☆Maji.
Don't compare it to that.
Man, such a pain... I'm heading home.
Gonna hit the hay early.
Oh yeah... You're ringing for the softball team tomorrow?
Not sure we'll be able to make it to cheer for you, though.
Sure. Though if you don't show, I'll kill you.
Aww... But Switch and I are gonna finally decide who's the best at fighting games!
I'll kill you, for real!
Trusted blade?
Cyclone?
Okay! We'll report this to Momoka-san!
Today will be sunny all throughout Japan. It's the perfect weather for sports.
What's with you lately?
How's that club going?
Oh, it's coming along.
You know, I'm like, the leader and stuff.
And people rely on you?
Yup! That's why I'm working on the weekend.
Here, eat up.
Thanks for the food!
How is it?
It's not really good, but not bad, either.
How should I put it...
Half-assed?
W-Well, I made it special 'cause you were up all night, sheesh.
Morning, Leader. I'll take a café au lait and a croissant.
We don't got any!
Leader, can you hand me that soy sauce?
Hey, are you guys making fun of me?
We're a family, right?
I'm family, right?
So what's with the "leader, leader" teasing?
Fine then, "Dear Brother"... I'd like tropical fruit and a Bali-style brunch.
See what I mean!
I'm here, Captain.
Himeko-chan! Thanks so much, we've been waiting!
Everyone, let's have a blast and win!
Yeah!
So, which position? Where do you want to play?
U-Uh...
You're the only girl in the Sket-dan, right, Himeko-chan?
What was up with that monkey the other day?
Now, now... Don't go burying her in questions!
I'm gettin' kind of fired up! Thanks for having me, everyone.
I'm sorry! Really sorry! I'm sorry! Really sorry!
No problem! But in exchange, you need to be serious today!
Oh? Look at the girls over there.
Michiru-san, are you coming?
Who do you think is the reason we've come to school on the weekend?
Tell that to Agata.
She's been saving up all the work.
We have no choice but to follow her...
Why are there guys on the girls' softball bench?
Play ball!
Stop! Stop!
You! What is that?
That's not a bat! Are you screwing with me?
I'm not screwing with you! This is my bat!
Time!
There a problem with that?
Are you some Amazoness?
On what planet do they play softball with a hockey stick?
Huh? What's that?
You don't believe in my Cyclone's power either?
All right! Just watch me! On the first pitch, I'll...
It's against the rules!
Strike!
I asked Himeko-chan to sub since she's so athletic,
but maybe I shouldn't have...
You give her too much credit, Captain.
She ain't got smarts for anything but fighting.
Strike two!
Hey, Switch. Give her some advice or something.
Time!
Himeko, she's going to pressure you on the inside corner.
Huh? What's that supposed to mean?
In other words, it'll be toward your body.
Toward my body?
Where the hell is "toward my body" or "inside corner"?
Like, up? They're gonna throw towards the sky?!
Captain! SOS! SOS!
Time!
Hurry up, you people!
Hurry up!
This is ridiculous. I can't bear to watch.
The plan where I dress up as a girl and play would've been better.
Oh, jeez! It's a pelollipop candy...
One time I sucked on one, I seriously puked.
Maybe I'll try it, just to test?
Now that I'm an adult, there should be flavors I can stomach...
I'm the eternal challenger, right?
Salted fish guts flavor, huh?
Do or die!
All right!
Himeko-chan, you're amazing! It's an in-the-park home run!
Throw it to home!
Where are you throwing?
Sorry!
Bossun! Are you okay?
I'm fine...
I can't believe you!
Look at you! While I'm working my butt off,
you're stealin' my candies and pukin'!
What the hell are you doing?
Well, I was, you know, curious...
I was like, "If she can do it, so can I!" You know the feeling...
What is wrong with you? Do you have to challenge everything?!
There's no need for that! Plus, that's the final Pelocan I was saving for later!
You'd better damn well eat the whole thing!
Take responsibility and suck on it!
Can we let it drop now? You won the game, so...
If I really eat this whole thing, I'll die.
What's that?
Are you gonna suck it or not?
Himeko-chan, don't! He'll die!
What a pain.
It's one physical job after another...
And my leader is an idiot.
Oh, yes... Himeko-chan.
Did you know? I heard a strange rumor the other day.
What?
You see, I heard that "Onihime" was making trouble around town again.
But that can't be true, right?
I mean, you're not like you used to be, right, Himeko-chan?
Yeah.
Rumors always end up taking on lives of their own...
Maybe this is just proof that the name "Onihime" has really turned into a legend?
What the hell?
Why are you eating it again?
Well, I told you to, but...
I'll do it! I can do it!
You're insane!
Man, I'm seriously beat...
I didn't have any Pelocan, so I can't recharge to my usual self...
Oh, you guys? Want more of what's coming to you?
Momoka-san told us to bring you to her.
You's comin' with us!
Hold it, there. Watch your tone.
We ain't friends.
And I ain't in a good mood.
I'm gonna wipe you out and then go home.
If you think you'll win today, you've made a big mistake!
"Ken-ken"?
You laugh really weird.
This is gonna be a pain...
I gotta, though.
You said I made a big mistake thinking I could win, right?
My Cyclone alone is plenty to take care of the likes of you three!
I lost again!
Can't you go a little easy on me?
I wanna say "Yay, I did it!" too once in a while!
Is Himeko-chan still here?
She already went home. What's up?
She forgot this.
It was left on the side of the gym storage shed.
Huh?
Then, what did she take home?
W-What is this?
How do you like Magical Extortion Angel Reality...
Oops, caught her words...
...Reality☆Maji's Cynical Stick?
And do you knows just how embarrassing it was
for us yankees to go and buy this thing at the toy shop?
Uh, no?
We swapped it out!
We's three were actually at the field with you.
Pretty nice game you had!
Get on with it.
Then, after the game was over, while you were arguin',
we slipped it into your bag!
Do you have any idea how much you've pissed me off now?
Crap... Fighting the three of them without my Cyclone is pushing it.
Now, be a good girl...
...and come with us!
Hey, let me go!
Where am I?
What the hell? What the hell is going on here?
It's called "you're in some serious shit."
You the boss?
Aww... Your face is so cute you couldn't harm a fly!
Hmm, what was your name again? Momoka-chan, was it?
Yes. I am Kibitsu Momoka.
Also known as...
...Onihime.
Sket Dance!
The doors are closing on track 4. The doors are closing.
I'm sure you've heard the name, yes?
Blond... A cigarette in her mouth... Carries a bat...
I'm Onihime.
Huh? Where'd she get off?
Oh? The Onihime I've heard about wouldn't do something this underhanded!
Underhanded? Fine by me.
I make my prey cower in fear while I beat them to death.
That's how I do things.
As you can see, Onihime is cruel and ruthless!
She's a fearsome woman who'll do anything to defeat her enemies!
If you say so, but that ain't a real cigarette.
It's some peppermint-flavored knock-off!
Momoka-san believes in a healthy lifestyle!
Cigarettes are bad for you!
Plus, check out that skin, those looks!
And she's cool, too!
Plus, her happenin' style! And...
She's a little bashful...
That's also kinda cute...
We'll follow you forever!
You definitely have spunk.
I'd like your name, before I send you off to hell.
Who are you?
And if I refuse?
I think her cellphone is ringing.
What kind of ringtone is that?
Oh? Fujisaki Yusuke... Isn't that the guy from yesterday?
It is!
Pick up!
Hello?
Hey, don't just pick up!
Oh, it's me.
So like, you forgot it. You know, your stick, Cyclone.
Sheesh... What'd you screw up and take home instead?
Reality☆Maji's Cynical Stick!
Jeez, stop screwing with me.
Reality something's Magical Stick?
Cynical Stick!
Shut up! Who cares one way or the other?
And wait, is your voice different?
It's kind of like... an animal?
Finally noticed?
We gots your woman, Sket-dan!
Who are you?
Wait, are you the three yankees from yesterday?
You know, the old-fashioned ones.
Oh, shut it!
The ones that looked like animals?
Hey! Don't you care what happens to her?
Don't underestimate her! She won't go down so...
She is currently unarmed.
Is she safe?
Oh, I wouldn't say that.
The voice changed...
Are you their boss?
That's right. I am...
Wow, you have a really cute voice. Are you a voice actress?
Momoka-san, don't let it get to you!
But you do have a cute voice! Just don't let it get to you!
Momoka-chan, is it?
Sorry about this, Momo-chan, but could you wait until I get there?
Where are you? Tell me the location.
Hmph! It doesn't seem like you get it.
This isn't a kidnapping.
I just want to beat the crap out of her.
She's...
Hey, give me a break here... The evening glow's here and the sun's gonna set soon.
We won't do anything at all. We promise.
You won't do anything?
What, do you think I was born yesterday?
The train on track 1 for Kobukuro is now departing.
I've still got a lot of fun to have with her.
Later, Prince.
W-Wait!
Bossun!
I know! Calm down...
We're going to save her!
I'm ready immediately!
Stay calm! Where do you think you're going in that getup?
Ah, this is no use! What's the point of doing sight gags when there's no one to overreact?!
Yeah, yo! We need to calm down, yo! Gonna find out where she is, yo!
Gotta calm down! Calm down, me!
This Onihime ain't all she's cracked up to be.
Doin' stuff like this is just gonna give you more of a bad name. Ain't I right?
A bad name is what I want!
Onihime is a symbol of strength and violence.
It's a name that spreads fear far and wide...
What strength?
Someone who can't even fight fair and square
shouldn't go bragging with such a grandiose nickname!
You're just lame.
How dare you talk down to me?!
Maybe this is it...?
Bossun!
Die!
W-Who's there?
Sket-dan-su!
T-The Sket-dan?
Hey, were you just screwing around?
I certainly was not (asserting boldly)!
Come on, do this thing like we planned, okay?
This is a really crucial part.
Why, you...
Oh? Are you Momoka-chan?
Ooh, you have a cute face, too!
Don't say any more!
Don't do it!
How did you find us?
You're the ones who told me.
All I did was calm down and think back.
Think back to the sounds I heard while talking with you on the cellphone.
Train...
Railway crossing...
The train on track 1 for Kobukuro is now departing.
Near a train station?
Evening glow...
5 o'clock?
5 o'clock to Kobukuro...
A swing...
Switch! What are the stations where a train leaves at 5 for Kobukuro Station?
One with a railway crossing!
Megishima Station.
And is there a park next to it, with a swing?
Here.
That's... impossible...
You remembered all the sounds?
What is he?
Sorry I was late.
Here, I bought you Pelocans...
Wish you would've made it a little quicker, Leader.
I almost gave up on you there...
W-What? You three plan on taking us on?
Fine by me!
Hey, hey... Don't mistake me. We promised, remember?
I promised not to do anything.
A-Are you nuts?
Oh, it's a liver-flavored one! This'll perk me right up.
Man, I feel alive again.
Okay, yeah... This is what I'm talking about!
W-Wait... Who are you?!
A blond with a cigarette in her mouth?
It's a Pelollipop Candy!
And my weapon isn't a bat.
It's my field hockey stick, Cyclone!
H-Huh? Then that means...
C-Could you be... t-the real...
Can't believe the rumors, can you?
O-Onihime!
Onihime is a symbol of strength and violence.
It's a name that spreads fear far and wide...
Strength... Violence...
Huh?
You have 3 seconds to get outta my sight!
Right!
We're blowin' this joint!
Blowin' this joint?
Yeah!
I thought if I lived life being honest with myself, I wouldn't have any regrets.
As if...
I got regrets... I got a load of 'em.
I thought, maybe I've changed a little since you invited me into the Sket-dan...
But in the end, I haven't changed a...
Stop whining, would you?
Just be yourself, that's fine.
Don't go changin' on me.
I told you, remember? The Sket-dan needs someone as crazy strong as you.
I mean, you beat me over the head on a daily basis, right?
I would think it wise to have your brain examined, just in case.
Okay! I'll give you a Pelocan. It's mackerel miso-flavored! Eat it!
You get durian-flavored.
I really don't want one.
Don't be shy! There!
Then, a can of coffee, unsweetened, that'll be fine.
You really don't have to keep being my gofer.
Anyway, stay safe out there.
Yes, Ma'am!
It seems like she took on the name because she revered the legendary Onihime.
The four have now become your followers! And they all lived happily ever after...
What kind of fairy tale is this?
Her legend is just gonna grow!
And make it quick.
Right, Ma'am!
Oh, I'll have a cola.
We ain't gonna listen to you!
No, we ain't!
Hey, hand me that candy over there, Leader.
Leader, buy me an iPed, yo!
See what I mean!
Clubroom Talk Corner!
That's right! It's the segment filled to the brim with special info,
that's already become everyone's favorite part of the show!
Hey, but you didn't say any information at all last time!
Don't worry, there is plenty of time this week.
I see! That's a load off, then.
Okay, then! I'll tell you all kinds of information about the...
Time's up.
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Hey!
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
My Prince!
Pelolin is...
What's with everyone?
Let me explain! Pelolin is Pelollipop Candy's mascot doll!
And "finding" means to search for something!
Find my Prince!
Find Pelolin!
Please!
Next time: Romantic! Finding the Hilltop Pelolin!
Let's go!
We're...
Sket Dance!